petcanadian:

baby powder is gods greatest creation it cleans babies asses and helps lazy white girls out when they don’t want to shower

(via pizza)

egberts:

i dont understand people who only sleep with one pillow

(via pajama-sam-respect)

dont you love that feeling where you and your best friend are just with each other laughing so hard at something so simple and you can’t breathe and its just feels like the whole world just goes in slow motion and you just feel pure happiness and you just are so full of brightness and everything is funny and you feel like everything is going to be okay and anything is possible 

(Source: floricawild, via take-a-chance-onme)

gettingcrazywiththecheezewhiz:

In the winter I sleep with twelve blankets on.

In the summer I turn on a fan then sleep with twelve blankets on.

(via pie-rotechnics)

dimefox:

dimefox:

so i guess you could say

this statue has

a fly booty

i literally googled “winged butt” to make this pun please appreciate me

(via comfortchips)